You Are a Jaguar

You have a knack for reforming, balancing, and even healing people. You see the good in everyone, and you help bad people learn to be better. Even though you connect to people, you can't help but feel separate from everyone else. You often feel like you are on the outside looking in, even with your closest family members and friends.

COOL

Pimpy and I are just this awesome...



She's Sarah and I'm Jareth. OTP <3

i was looking on terrapinTarts and read one of Ivy-chan's reviews. I just love these. She was reviewing, "A second start". Pretty much Mikey turns into a baby and Raph saves him. Ivy's lines such as, "Mike wakes up and has a hairy conniption because he is now horribly afraid of rats. This is because Shredder BEAT HIM WITH A DEAD RAT. A rat, which would be extremely lightweight and small and would be more weird than actually scary. That's like someone beating you with a large hacky-sack. Is this a new kink for Shredder? Beating people with rodents? And how long could he have done it, anyway?", had me ROLLIN'. I'm about to explode from laughter because of the mental image of Baby Mikey getting hit with a dead rat. Here's the link if anyone wants to read: http://www.terrapintarts.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=132

I uploaded a retarded little vid of Mike and I on Youtube XD It's got booty grabbin with some really bad singing from my friend in the bg, lol. This was during our vacation in Lake George, NY this past summer.





I've lost about 15 pounds since then O.o

The funniest thing is the girl with the feather on a stick. I love it.

This had me dying. Almost EVERYTHING is true: http://www.facebook.com/group.php?sid=9533cbab98e59f4ea604dc9ab44bd9a4&gid=2211107869#/group.php?sid=1c8463bc933a98c58e68748e53dfecdc&gid=2210713384

mmmm....so Raphaliscious.

I had the most super ultra awesome Valentine's to date. My fiance has learned well :D On Friday, I got 12 long stem roses sent to my office. On that same day, I went to his house. When I came out of the shower, the bedroom had candles lit with champagne and chocolate covered strawberries on the table *swoon*. This is the first time he's ever been so romantic so I really enjoyed this. It was truly yummy :3 We spent the weekend with our friends (a couple) in Connecticut. The Mariott specifically. Lots of food and relaxation :D...and um...other stuff but no need to get into that ;P We even saw TMNT 1. Oh the love.

So uhhh...if you're sickened by all this...sorry. You were warned :D

and....

...because everyone else is doing it.

A is for age: 26

B is for beer of choice: Corona, ese.

C is for something you crave: Mrs. Field's Peanut Butter cookies

D is for your dog's name: No dog but I have 2 cats, Coco and Isabel

E is for essential item you use everyday: Bafroom

F is for favorite TV show at the moment: I DESPISE TV

G is for favorite game: the game that is my life *pfft*

H is for Home town: *is an army brat* I spent the most time in New York City.

I is for instruments you play: I took piano for a year. I'm really not good at anything other than drawing.

J is for favorite juice: Fruit Punch

K is for kickin ass: uh, I guess. It's also for Kristal.

L is for last place you ate: at work in front of my computer.

M is for marriage: yay. NY weddings are so freakin expensive, I'll have to wait at least another 2 years before I can afford one.

N is for your full name: Kristal. I go by one name and one name only...like Prince.

O is for overnight hospital stays: What am I supposed to say to this? Yeah, sure. Hospital stays...???

P Is For favorite place: Sitting in front of my computer

Q is for quote: "poomao" ~Coco the cat when asking me for food

R is for biggest regret: I don't have one. I try to learn from all experiences, good or bad.

S is for status: Tired. I treked from work through snow and cold air. Cold air blows (in a bad way...not a literal way)

T is for time you woke up today: 7:05 a.m.

U is for underwear you have on now: white with snowflakes

V is for vegetable you love: spinach

W is for worst habit: procrastination...is that a word?

X is for x-rays you've had: just recently when I went to the dentist

Y is for yummy food you ate today: rice with ribs...mmm

Z is for the zodiac sign: SCORPIO...best sign ever.

New Year's was full of nothing but naps, movies, and food. Mike and I went to an adorable manor inn on Long Island where we could spend a nice and quiet new years. We didn't even manage to stay up cuz we're OLD like that. The guests made a big deal out of the ball drop while we were lying awake in bed cursing them out. Mike was all, "sweet jesus. Don't they know what time it is?". I wanted to walk down there in my pj's and scream at the top of my lungs, "Hey! you whippersnappers!!! Shut the hell up! Loud ass hooligans!". No matter. By 2am, the ruckus died down and we slept until 11am the next day. I then took a nap in the afternoon while watching "Wall-E" and woke up to start watching "Knocked Up". The first night, I fell asleep to "Hellboy 2". I finished seeing it the next day because it was actually good. I'm curious as to what the babies will look like O_o Today we checked out but not before eating a slammin' breakfast. BRIOCHE FRENCH TOAST WITH FRUIT STUFF. NUMMMMMS. Mike had sumthin like eggs and bacon. whatever. Anyway, my french toast kicked so much ass. It was free too :D Yay for coupons. I think i might look into this place for ma weddin'! It was perteh, good food, and nice peeps :)

ok so like...the pic came out ok.



I was stressing for nuthin.

Can I just say that the tmnt secret santa project is stressing me the fuck out. I couldn't come up with anything good!!!! I'm not exactly happy with the image right now but I'm trying to make do with it. I've only got the rest of today and tomorrow to finish so I definitely can't start over. I hope my secret santa likes it :(

On top of that, my work secret santa's present hasn't come in yet. Neither has my friend's or my boss'. Why Amazon...why? I'm gonna look like such a herb. Everyone's gonna get a picture of what I ordered XD I suck.

OK...so like it's the night before Halloween right? So I'm on my compy, minding my own business when I hear screaming out of my window. My apartment is on the 11th floor so it was pretty loud. This crazy ass guy is parked outside of a driveway, across the street, pounding and kicking his car and suddenly starts screaming. Sort of like a person with Tourettes. He takes a break and then starts pounding his head on the car window, rinse, repeat. Then when he pounds his head again, he BREAKS the car window...WITH HIS HEAD. I love NY.

True Story. It happened like...5 minutes ago.

I bought a scarf and it is made of TOASTEES!!! It's so cute. I commissioned it from YummyPancake on etsy: http://www.etsy.com/shop.php?user_id=5070420

I asked for buttered, plain, and burnt toastees. She did a great job and just on time. It's getting chilly on he east coast *shivers*

I thought I'd post these here since a couple of people felt cheated out of seeing the Raph one I did. Some of the jokes are a little too racy for anyone under 17 so I thought I'd just take those out and leave the not so racy ones ;)

Here are the RaphxMona and LeoxVenus memes:



For anyone over 18 and over, you can see the unrated ones here: http://kristalkalei.deviantart.com/

Just sendin' some love out to those who lost family/friends on this tragic day 7 years ago. Thankfully, I did not but know many that did.

I heard this morning that today was going to be the last time families would be able to lay flowers on the site. Fuckin' Mayor Bloomberg. He sux all kinds of ass. Instead of making Ground Zero a memorial, he's turning it into another tall-ass building with a shopping centers. Good going. You can tell he didn't lose any family that day or he would be against that idea. Whatever. The citizens of NY will always remember those we lost...Firefighters, Police officers, moms, dad, sisters, brothers, sons, daughters. I hope whomever is hurting this day will feel better knowing that their lost friends and family were heroes.